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Dammit, it seems that the page you are looking for no longer resides here on TrueModels.com.

There is a tiny chance that our offices, studio and website servers have been invaded by space aliens... but much more likely that we simple moved or deleted that page after it was carefully and cheerfully reviewed by the intended human soul, social media robot, taco salesman, search engine scraper or common fart popping asshole.

To assist you in navigating out of the maddening situation you now find yourself in we have created a list of suggestions and links below.

  • If you are visiting TrueModels to review our services you are encouraged to click here.

  • If you arrived here looking for a selection of classic Rum for your next dinner party, may we suggest the Worthy Park Single Estate Reserve but please know that the old bald jerk that runs our company swears Kirk and Sweeney XO Rum from the Domincan Republic is far superior.

  • If you by some mysterious path arrived here looking for cameras or photo studio gear may we recommend our friends at Adorama. They are THE BEST!

  • Looking for a secret hideaway to go surf, enjoy some yoga, take a snorkel trip? Come see us during November & December in Rincon, Puerto Rico. No passport required, tiny bikinis are welcome (at least on the women).

  • Damn, if you are a ribeye steak fan, you absolutely MUST checkout the American Wagyu raised by our dear friends at Snake River Farms. YUMMY!

  • Snowboarding... did somebody say snowboarding? Oh dear children, you must check out the slopes at Keystone, Colorado. Or, if less snowboarding, but "being seen" and hoping to cross paths with celebrities is your desire, drop in to Beaver Creek Village and fake it.

  • Want to pay $250 to be photographed in or around a private jet for 15 minutes so you can lie to your friends about your rich new boyfriend or social status? Just visit FlyVail during ski season. Or, in the alternative, just sit back and watch how many young ladies drive 150 miles from Denver in old beat up cars to pay that fool's ransom to pretend they are rich. :) Oh dear heavens the evils of social media expectations.

  • Lastly, if none of those options fit your needs you must be a very boring, rude or mean spirited person and we kindly suggest you go visit Yahoo to search for the other part of the Internet.

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